"Despite the number of celebs that get arrested," Jared Leto explained. "The EI--Entertainment Industry--has its own court system, the CPSAHOAEIM."

John Lennon clarified.

"The Committee for Policing and Sentancing the Activities of Hollywooders and Other Associated Entertainment Industry Members."

"Ah. That makes perfect sense."

"There's civilian laws," Janis Joplin explained. "Which still apply in the EI. Not killing people, for example. But the EI has other laws punishable by fines or jail time. Split ends, or unnecessary racoon eyeliner."

"And," John Lennon added. "All the subgroups of the EI get along under the CPSAHOAEIM's watchful but liberal eye. The goths and the hippies and the stoners and the punks and the preppy tween idols...they all live in perfect harmony with each other, man."

"But the balance has been upset," Jared Leto put in. "The RSP--"

"RSP?"

"Rehab/Scandal Prone. The Rehab/Scandal Prone are trying to kill off all the smaller subgroups. They call it the CPBWEGEPORDM."

"Huh...?"

"The Coalliton to Purify and Beautify the World by Eliminating Goths/Emos, Punks, and Other Related Dangerous Minorities."

"Ohhhhh..."

"Basically," John Lennon told me. "Your Zac Efrons and Paris Hiltons are trying to massacre your Marilyn Mansons and Green Days."

"Thats sucks.I like Marilyn Manson and Green Day."

"Yeah," said Jared Leto. He sat back in his chair. "And you know what? Despite my oaths, I'm not even going to let death stop me from seeing this through till the end."